1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:04,880 Your term reports are due tomorrow, and they should be typed on a typewriter. 2 00:00:05,020 --> 00:00:09,040 You know that machine where you put the paper in and it goes... Ding! 3 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:15,000 Is Fitz Lubbock here? 4 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:19,420 Uh, no, no, he just stepped out for a second. He, uh, he went out to polish 5 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:20,420 head. 6 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,140 I'll have to tell him that when I get home. 7 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,120 What? He's my dad. 8 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,340 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. 9 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:29,540 Hey, Cindy, where's dad? 10 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,299 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. 11 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:37,460 I mean, I feel like after all this time, I don't even know Lubbock at all. 12 00:00:37,740 --> 00:00:40,660 And when he walks out of this building, he actually has his own life. 13 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:43,460 I mean, what does he do? Where does he live? 14 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,180 The little gopher didn't even listen to me. 15 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:52,040 So, as of the end of the semester, I'm fired. 16 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:58,040 Harold, look, I mean, this guy has really given me a lot. And I just want a 17 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,320 chance to give him something back. 18 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:02,460 Coach Loving is a good teacher. He cares. 19 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,180 Well, he's not paid to care. He's paid to win football games. 20 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,660 Mike, Carol, please, let's go. They're talking about having you arrested. 21 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,760 I'm sorry, Mom, but I am in this thing, and I'm staying. 22 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,280 They'll have to bash us over our heads and carry out our limp bodies. 23 00:01:17,740 --> 00:01:19,860 Jason, will you please talk some sense into these kids? 24 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:26,920 Look, kids, here, I think that, um... Jason, what are you 25 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,120 doing? I'm sitting in. 26 00:01:30,510 --> 00:01:35,870 We won't go. Hey, no, we won't go. Hey, no, we won't go. Watch their heads, you 27 00:01:35,870 --> 00:01:36,870 zombies. 28 00:01:37,470 --> 00:01:41,350 Show me that smile again. Show me that smile. 29 00:01:41,970 --> 00:01:45,490 Don't waste another minute on your crying. 30 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:49,070 We're nowhere near being. We're nowhere near. 31 00:01:49,290 --> 00:01:51,950 The best is ready to begin. 32 00:01:53,350 --> 00:01:56,130 As long as we got each other. 33 00:02:23,540 --> 00:02:26,240 Oh, my family's been busted! 34 00:02:31,180 --> 00:02:32,180 Hello? 35 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:35,420 Yeah, Stinky, I just saw it, too. Isn't it fantastic? 36 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:39,060 Oh, hold on a second, Stinky. I got another call. 37 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,380 Hello? Yeah, Grandma? 38 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:44,920 Yeah, I saw it, too. 39 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,000 I'm shocked and embarrassed, too. 40 00:03:02,410 --> 00:03:03,109 Way to go, Cindy. 41 00:03:03,110 --> 00:03:04,109 Thank you. 42 00:03:04,110 --> 00:03:05,710 You'll be thin like Wendy in no time. 43 00:03:08,630 --> 00:03:12,730 Young man, when I was your age, we didn't have me. 44 00:03:14,850 --> 00:03:16,510 Over 30 policemen are here. 45 00:03:35,370 --> 00:03:39,050 is Coach Graham Lovett. It's about you, Daddy. It's about you. 46 00:03:39,550 --> 00:03:43,890 All right, I'll be right back. All right. Who didn't replace the toilet 47 00:03:45,130 --> 00:03:48,590 After nine years... Shh, I just thought the baby was... No, no, no. 48 00:03:50,890 --> 00:03:51,890 Graham. 49 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:54,370 Graham, honey, get in here quick. 50 00:03:55,790 --> 00:03:58,650 After 12 years, this dedicated man... 51 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:05,700 All right, now, kids, does this mean I'm not going to get my braces? 52 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,100 All right, let me explain something. 53 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:11,100 This is an empty roll, and this is a full roll. 54 00:04:13,580 --> 00:04:17,279 We love you, even if you have been exterminated. 55 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:24,840 Okay, Uncle Homer, I'll tell him you were stunned and saddened. 56 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,620 This was the most humiliating day of my entire life. 57 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,890 This is the most exhilarating day of my life. 58 00:04:33,370 --> 00:04:36,590 Yeah, mine too. I'm going to get deloused on a regular basis. 59 00:04:37,850 --> 00:04:40,030 I was frisked by a fat woman. 60 00:04:42,590 --> 00:04:46,570 Well, I was very proud of all of you. Does anybody want to talk to Uncle 61 00:04:46,950 --> 00:04:48,730 Ben, we don't have an Uncle Homer. 62 00:04:50,350 --> 00:04:51,350 Very funny. 63 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:55,870 You guys haven't lived till you've been strip searched. 64 00:04:56,670 --> 00:04:59,390 Jason, may I have a word with you in the kitchen now? 65 00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:02,130 What'd you say? 66 00:05:02,330 --> 00:05:03,670 Yeah, they were really upset. 67 00:05:03,950 --> 00:05:06,690 So I made them a peanut butter and jelly and marshmallow sandwich. 68 00:05:07,050 --> 00:05:08,570 I am bushed. 69 00:05:09,430 --> 00:05:11,070 Say you didn't see me. Say you don't know me. 70 00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:13,890 Boner, it's all right. Wait, I'll just explain to your folks. 71 00:05:14,110 --> 00:05:15,630 There you are, you little jailbird. 72 00:05:15,890 --> 00:05:19,230 Richard, are you all right? He ain't been all right since the day he was 73 00:05:20,970 --> 00:05:25,590 Sylvester, please, I just want to say that Boner... Hey, the less said, the 74 00:05:25,590 --> 00:05:27,990 better. Get your butt in the car. Come on. 75 00:05:29,550 --> 00:05:32,630 Richard. You are no longer allowed to play with Mikey. 76 00:05:34,990 --> 00:05:36,610 Take a minute and say your goodbye. 77 00:05:38,050 --> 00:05:39,170 See you tomorrow, Mikey. 78 00:05:41,670 --> 00:05:42,670 Later, Bone. 79 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:44,850 Jason, kitchen, now. 80 00:05:47,270 --> 00:05:50,290 Dad, Dad, come on, come on, Dad. We have to plan out our strategy here. All 81 00:05:50,290 --> 00:05:51,290 right, now what's next? 82 00:05:51,890 --> 00:05:55,770 Well, let me tell you what we did back in the peace riots of 1960s. 83 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:01,280 All right, all right, I got it. Okay, now tomorrow, when the coach shows up 84 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:04,420 school, we're going to... We're going to do nothing, Mike. I've had it. I've had 85 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:07,760 my fingerprints and a very unflattering mugshot taken. 86 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:10,300 And I've been suspended from school. 87 00:06:10,740 --> 00:06:12,480 Do you know what all of that means? 88 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:19,560 What? It means that when I graduate, I won't be receiving the perfect 89 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:20,560 award. 90 00:06:21,660 --> 00:06:22,680 Oh, no! 91 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:27,940 suspended from school. 92 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,660 Carol's perfect attendance record is ruined. 93 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:32,959 Oh, no! 94 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,200 What have I done? 95 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:41,800 Jason, there are times when I think that your sense of humor is of very 96 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:42,800 attractive quality. 97 00:06:43,860 --> 00:06:45,140 This is not one of them. 98 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:50,880 Okay, well, what happened today, Maggie, was that our son, a boy who doesn't 99 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:53,580 even know how to spell commitment, much less have one. 100 00:06:53,850 --> 00:06:57,870 Today he puts himself on the line completely not for himself, no, but to 101 00:06:57,870 --> 00:07:00,030 unselfishly help somebody else. 102 00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:01,870 A teacher, one of the enemy. 103 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,030 I think this has been a pretty good day. 104 00:07:06,410 --> 00:07:10,570 Honey, honey, it never would have occurred to me to look at things that 105 00:07:11,190 --> 00:07:12,190 Thank you. 106 00:07:13,230 --> 00:07:14,330 Now, what do you think? 107 00:07:14,590 --> 00:07:17,610 I think you're a raving nutball. Oh, I'm not a raving nutball. 108 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:21,070 Oh, yeah? And was Martin Luther B .B. King a fool, too? 109 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:26,860 Where did Carol get these crazy ideas? 110 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,320 She inherited them. 111 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:32,560 You're old enough to finally be told, Mike, your mother's wacko. 112 00:07:34,340 --> 00:07:36,060 Dad, do you think I should give up? 113 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,740 Well, do you believe in this cause? 114 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:41,960 Well, I don't know about a cause, but, I mean, I just think that it is totally 115 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,940 unfair for the coach to lose his job. 116 00:07:44,220 --> 00:07:48,860 I mean, out of all the teachers there at Dewey, he's the only one who believed 117 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:49,860 in me. 118 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:53,260 Dad, I just want to help the coach. 119 00:07:56,360 --> 00:08:00,180 Coach, hey, did you see what was on television? Peter, why didn't you just 120 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:04,320 me? Hold on there, Coach Lubbock. You know what this kid did for you? 121 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:08,600 Golly gee, heck, everybody knows what he did. It was on Action News. 122 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:12,000 That's how my kids found out their old man's being fired at the end of the 123 00:08:12,740 --> 00:08:16,700 Oh, Coach, look, I'm sorry. Oh, don't be sorry, because I'm not being fired at 124 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:17,700 the end of the year anymore. 125 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:18,840 All right. 126 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:22,720 No, you see, Superintendent Flagle, he doesn't like his school being on the 127 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,420 news. So he called the whip. 128 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,720 And DeWitt called me, and he said, I'm gone as of today. 129 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:30,460 Thanks, kid. 130 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:48,840 Mom! 131 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,060 Yes? Uh, come. 132 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,000 Uh, Cindy? 133 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:54,220 Yes, honey? 134 00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:55,640 You've been out here a long time. 135 00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:59,820 Oh, well, I'm just waiting for your father to come home from driving around 136 00:08:59,820 --> 00:09:00,820 aimlessly. 137 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,720 Well, could you wait inside? It's cold. 138 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,320 Honey, you just go back inside. 139 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:06,760 I'm fine. 140 00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:07,820 No, you're not. 141 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:09,520 You're pregnant. 142 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:16,040 Mr. Nugio called from the next building. He saw the news, and then he saw you 143 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,340 standing out here. He's ready to call 911. 144 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:21,980 Well, good golly to heck anyway, pardon my French. 145 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,960 Before I jump off, he should have phoned you, Mr. 146 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,200 Nugio. 147 00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:30,320 Does a person have to be a looney tune just because they're out on their own 148 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,220 fire escape in the middle of the night in their pajamas? 149 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:34,260 Oh, my God. 150 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,140 Oh, period. 151 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,340 So the whole neighborhood can enjoy our shame. 152 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,900 Okay, Steve, you woke the baby. 153 00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:53,880 He didn't get it. I did not. 154 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:56,960 Elizabeth, 155 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:04,080 what the hell are you doing standing up there in your PJs like some tart? 156 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:07,260 Have you been driving around without your hat? 157 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:11,320 What? She said, you've been driving around without your hat? 158 00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:14,140 Thank you very much, Mr. Nogio. 159 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:26,300 You kids, your dad's home now. I want you all to go to your rooms. 160 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:31,280 He doesn't need to be reminded how many of you there are. Could you at least try 161 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,480 and keep dad from yelling and embarrassing all of us? 162 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:35,120 No, she couldn't. Ow! 163 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,600 Hi, dad. Bye, dad. 164 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:40,100 Good night, dad. 165 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:41,260 Night, dad. 166 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:42,320 Night, daddy. 167 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:43,980 Yo, dad. 168 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:49,100 Hi, 169 00:10:51,260 --> 00:10:52,260 honey. 170 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,700 And how many times have I told you to wear a hat? 171 00:10:57,780 --> 00:11:01,660 Elizabeth, the world is crashing and burning around us, and you're worried 172 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:02,499 my hat? 173 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:05,020 But the digest says bald men have to watch it in winter. 174 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,180 Bald men have to watch it all the time. 175 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:08,480 You ever hear of birds? 176 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:11,880 Okay. 177 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:14,220 You just sit there and gnaw on your salami. 178 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,260 I don't know. 179 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:23,240 You work hard, you do a good job, and then there's the budget cut, and... 180 00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:25,470 You lose the whole salami. 181 00:11:29,590 --> 00:11:32,830 You can always sell medical supplies for Floyd's company. 182 00:11:33,290 --> 00:11:37,010 You didn't call that idiot brother of yours, did you? Oh, no, no, no. I 183 00:11:37,010 --> 00:11:38,430 do that without telling you first. 184 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:40,010 Besides, he wasn't home. 185 00:11:40,690 --> 00:11:43,930 And what is all this talk about selling medical supplies anyway? 186 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:45,770 You're a teacher. 187 00:11:46,090 --> 00:11:47,390 And a good teacher. 188 00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:51,570 And, honey, remember, those who can teach. 189 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,310 Those who can't sell suppositories. 190 00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:01,990 Honey, I put in 12 years at that school. 191 00:12:02,490 --> 00:12:03,490 12 years. 192 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:04,890 And what have I accomplished? 193 00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:10,290 I mean, we sacrificed a lot to get by on that kind of money. That is because 194 00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:12,170 teaching is a calling from God. 195 00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:14,670 Well, maybe this time he called the wrong number. 196 00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:20,490 I mean, this one kid walked up to me ever and said, Yo, coach, you made a 197 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,490 difference in my life. 198 00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:26,860 Heck, I'd settle for I'm better off for having known you. 199 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,860 Well, I'm sure better off for having known you. 200 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:39,900 Honey, you mind if I have a little bit of time alone out here just to kind of 201 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:43,000 sit and figure out what the point of everything is nowadays? 202 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:45,540 Will you wear a hat? 203 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,860 Yes, I'll wear a hat. 204 00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:52,620 There. See? 205 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,680 The empire is safe. 206 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,120 I am? 207 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,660 Elizabeth, I think I need a little bit more time than that. 208 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,820 I almost thought maybe... 209 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:25,560 Little Harvey here might just help you figure out what the point is nowadays. 210 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,080 Okay. 211 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:35,480 So, Harv, what do you expect from this cock -eyed world, huh? 212 00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:39,520 Hey, I wouldn't mind clean diapers myself. 213 00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:42,740 What do you prefer? 214 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,120 Bottle or breast? 215 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,260 Me too. 216 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:57,340 have a number for the Seavers on Long Island? 217 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,460 No, I can't talk any louder. This is a secret. 218 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,240 How stupid can I be? 219 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,620 Too bad Carol's not here to answer that. 220 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,360 Hi, Dad. 221 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:13,080 You've been out here quite a while. 222 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,380 Yeah, look, Dad, if you don't mind, I'd kind of like to be alone tonight. I 223 00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:17,500 don't mind. 224 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:25,010 be alone if you're sitting out here with me. 225 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:28,290 Mike, what you did was not wrong. Oh, please, Dad. 226 00:14:28,510 --> 00:14:31,790 Look, if I had done nothing, the coach would still have a job to the end of the 227 00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:34,610 semester and Carol would still be in the running for her stupid perfect 228 00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:35,610 attendance award. 229 00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:38,950 Mike, your mother was right. Maybe we got carried away. 230 00:14:39,550 --> 00:14:42,850 Before you ever got into this, I should have warned you that sometimes it 231 00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:45,030 converts when you go to the wall for a principal. 232 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,390 There's a downside to tilting at windmills. 233 00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,570 You should have listened to your mom. 234 00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:53,270 You know what I'm saying? 235 00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:57,050 Yeah. You think Mom heard you say that she was wacko? 236 00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:06,270 Oh, that was great, Ben. Thanks. Now tell me, who's coming over for dinner? 237 00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:07,590 It's a secret. 238 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:12,610 Now, wait a minute. You've only set 12 places at 13. Ben, now you have to redo 239 00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:13,610 it. 240 00:15:13,690 --> 00:15:15,730 Well, how about if I don't eat? 241 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:17,990 What am I saying? 242 00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:21,950 Well, at least Mr. DeWitt was an understand... 243 00:15:36,350 --> 00:15:39,410 What makes you think something's going on? 244 00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:40,850 Maggie. 245 00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:43,390 Oh, Mike, would you answer that door? Yep. 246 00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:55,790 Oh, and you must be Carol. It's an honor to meet Maggie. 247 00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:59,150 Elizabeth. Oh, we finally meet in person. 248 00:15:59,430 --> 00:16:01,310 Carol. Carol's pregnant. 249 00:16:01,570 --> 00:16:02,850 Always. Me too. 250 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,010 Hello. Hello. 251 00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:07,950 Long time no see. 252 00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:10,990 Don't shove me, Wendy. 253 00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:15,310 Where's your husband? Oh, he's out in the car. He is so bullheaded. 254 00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:19,290 Please. There is plenty of me to go around. 255 00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:25,030 Listen, kids, I have to talk to Maggie for a minute, so could you take over the 256 00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,030 introductions? 257 00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:28,670 Marie. Marie, right. 258 00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:33,210 All right, um, Wendy is the pushy one. 259 00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:35,830 Cindy's the overdeveloped one. 260 00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:38,330 What in turmoil is Connie? 261 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,230 Constant. No one cares. 262 00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:42,670 Jerry's the short one. 263 00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:44,210 Jared's the one in pants. 264 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:47,410 And Harvey's the one who just stained my blouse. 265 00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:52,340 Well, I could tell you a trick that I use on Jason that always works. Oh, 266 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:53,340 really? 267 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,380 We're talking, Jason. 268 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,020 Who are you people? 269 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,220 Jason. Later. 270 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,800 Who's the fox in the weenie suit? 271 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Ben. 272 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,599 Forget him. He's no good. 273 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,700 Anybody want a soft drink? 274 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,260 Ben, take care of them. 275 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:23,339 Oh, I just hate to lie with confession a week away. 276 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:28,079 Well, don't think of it as a lie, Elizabeth. Remember, the whole point of 277 00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:30,400 was to get Mike and your husband together. You're right. 278 00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:32,400 Okay, give me a minute. 279 00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:37,340 So Mike wants to apologize. Why doesn't he just come out here? 280 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,620 Honey, I don't know, but he's waiting for you in the kitchen. 281 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,280 Uh -huh, miss. 282 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,360 And if I let him apologize, we can go. 283 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:49,860 Coach Lubbock wants a word with you in the kitchen. He wants to thank you man 284 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:50,860 man. 285 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:53,740 So. 286 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,280 So. 287 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,620 Mike, it takes a real man to admit his mistakes. 288 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:00,800 Look, Coach, you don't have to say anymore. 289 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:02,360 I'm just glad you're here. 290 00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:03,940 Come on, let's eat. 291 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:05,820 Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. 292 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,740 I believe we were here for an apology. 293 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,600 Oh, okay. If that's what you want. 294 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,660 How about two words, like I'm sorry? 295 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,160 Great. 296 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:20,860 You gonna say I'm sorry? 297 00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:23,700 You expect me to say I'm sorry? 298 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,180 No, just a thank you. 299 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,400 Why would I thank you? 300 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:31,840 Well, I did get arrested for you. Who asked you to? 301 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:35,680 Nobody. And now that I'm out of work, are you gonna help me keep those mouths 302 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,880 filled? Huh? Are you gonna explain to my Constance why she can't have braces? 303 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:43,040 Are you gonna help me send out another 65 resumes? 304 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:46,240 Look, Coach, I didn't mean for you to get fired. 305 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:51,000 And I didn't mean to end up with seven and two -thirds kids and no income. Not 306 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000 zip. 307 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,400 I always figured a teacher could always get a job. 308 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,240 Not anymore. 309 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:05,540 Out of those 65 schools, one offered me a job at a lot less money in California. 310 00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:07,660 I'd have to buy a toupee. 311 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,500 No, thanks. 312 00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:15,910 I'd rather swallow my pride than call my brother -in -law and go to work with 313 00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:17,410 him pushing suppositories. 314 00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:21,970 Coach, I only wanted to pay you back. 315 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,250 Pay me back for what? 316 00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:26,890 I don't know. You've done a lot for me. 317 00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:33,090 When you say I've done a lot for you, would that be anything like you were 318 00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:34,270 better off for having known me? 319 00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:37,490 I mean, I wouldn't use those exact words. But the thought behind it was 320 00:19:37,490 --> 00:19:38,650 something like that? 321 00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:40,630 Yeah. 322 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:43,490 All right, I guess you could say that I'm better off having known you. 323 00:19:53,530 --> 00:20:00,350 Is there 324 00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:03,870 anything I can do to help get this dinner going? Jason, there are more 325 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:04,870 things going on. 326 00:20:05,010 --> 00:20:07,290 Four children just faded over here, baby. 327 00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:09,650 Look who's here. 328 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,720 to get to dinner. Oh, I'll help. 329 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,460 Hold it, hold it, hold it, everybody. 330 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:20,040 Before we start eating, I'd just like to say a few words from the heart. 331 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:24,240 I just want to apologize for all the sewage I've been pumping lately. 332 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,880 I mean, why beat around the bush? 333 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:32,480 Let's face it, I've been full of... Oh, that was a very nice speech, Grant. 334 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:34,560 I'm not done. 335 00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:39,260 You see, the point I'm making is that I was ready to give up. 336 00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:42,110 I couldn't see how anything I'd done mattered. 337 00:20:42,790 --> 00:20:45,450 I couldn't see how teaching mattered. 338 00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:48,030 You know, it wasn't like that. 339 00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:51,690 Well, it wasn't. 340 00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:53,730 People respected teachers. 341 00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:57,310 And there wasn't all that damn graffiti all over the place. And you could feel 342 00:20:57,310 --> 00:20:58,450 safe in your own home. 343 00:20:58,850 --> 00:21:00,590 And families stood up for their own. 344 00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:03,010 Even if they weren't particularly fond of them. 345 00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:05,750 I'm not talking about your idiot brother, Elizabeth. 346 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,840 I think you promised us a point. 347 00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:12,060 Oh, yeah, yeah. 348 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:13,640 Here it is. 349 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:18,820 The point is that there's still a lot of people in this world that care. 350 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,860 And these two tables are full of them. 351 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,740 Carol, thanks for helping to organize the sit -in. 352 00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:31,500 You really put your behind on the line for me. 353 00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:32,740 Oh, it's nothing. 354 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,180 Shut up, Mike. 355 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,220 And Mrs. Seaver? 356 00:21:37,210 --> 00:21:39,370 Thanks for working out this dinner with Elizabeth. 357 00:21:39,730 --> 00:21:43,110 Oh, it was no problem, Mike. I only had to set eight other places. 358 00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:45,050 You set the table? 359 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:52,390 And, Dr. Seaver, thanks for teaching Mike to sit down for what he believes 360 00:21:53,310 --> 00:21:54,310 Pleasure was all mine. 361 00:21:55,290 --> 00:22:01,770 And, Mike, thanks for reminding me of why I became a teacher 362 00:22:01,770 --> 00:22:04,710 and why I can't give it up. 363 00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:07,510 How can I ever thank you? 364 00:22:08,930 --> 00:22:10,990 Well, could you spare a couple of your daughters? 365 00:22:12,350 --> 00:22:13,350 Not a chance. 366 00:22:13,690 --> 00:22:15,610 I never would have forgiven myself if I didn't ask. 367 00:22:17,190 --> 00:22:18,410 And one last thing. 368 00:22:20,270 --> 00:22:24,770 I'd like to thank my Elizabeth for being a major pain in the tuchus. 369 00:22:25,830 --> 00:22:27,870 Oh, Graham, any time. 370 00:22:31,970 --> 00:22:32,970 Kid? 371 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,660 Well, you know how I feel about you. 372 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,540 Well, we love you too, you big dumb chucklehead. 373 00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:47,740 Oh, Dad, whatever happens, we're behind you all the way. 374 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:55,480 Hey, thanks. I know we'll do just fine in Eureka, California. 375 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,280 Let's eat. 376 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:13,860 Don't go away now, as Coach Lovick and his family continue their quest for the 377 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:14,839 American dream. 378 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,360 A place that still has old -fashioned values. 379 00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:21,780 A place where people can sleep with their doors unlocked at night. A place 380 00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:25,880 a man and his family of nine and two -thirds can live on a teacher's salary. 381 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,420 Not live well, just live. 382 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,840 Dad, I gotta go to the camp.